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The 12 days of airfreight Christmas

The 12 days of airfreight Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,

my airfreight sent to me
. . a parcel in an A350.

On the second day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Two e-airwaybills,
. . and a shipment in the wrong AVE.

On the third day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Three ground handlers,
Two GSAs
. . and a free pass to TIACA’s soirée.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Four calling cards,
Three ground handlers,
Two GSAs
. . and a misdeclared entry.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me

FIVE MOULDY THINGS,

Four calling cards,
Three handlers,
Two GSAs,
. . and a cartridge, inadvertently.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Six cargo loaders,

FIVE MOULDY THINGS,

Four calling cards,
Three handlers,
Two GSAs
. . and a part-made inventory.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Seven shippers swimming,
Six cargo loaders,

FIVE MOULDY THINGS,

Four calling cards,
Three handlers,
Two GSAs
. . and a falsified AOC.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Eight agents boozing,
Seven shippers swimming,
Six cargo loaders,

FIVE MOULDY THINGS,

Four calling cards,
Three handlers,
Two GSAs
. . and a part in Antigone.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Nine bills of lading,
Eight agents boozing,
Seven shippers swimming,
Six cargo loaders,

FIVE MOULDY THINGS,

Four calling cards,
Three handlers,
Two GSAs
. . and a pharma delivery.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Ten e-solutions,
Nine bills of lading,
Eight agents boozing,
Seven shippers swimming,
Six cargo loaders,

FIVE MOULDY THINGS,

Four calling cards,
Three handlers,
Two GSAs

. . and an Amazon delivery.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Eleven bits of paper,
Ten e-solutions,
Nine bills of lading,
Eight agents boozing,
Seven shippers swimming,
Six cargo loaders,

FIVE MOULDY THINGS,

Four calling cards,
Three handlers,
Two GSAs
. . and a futile IATA committee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my airfreight sent to me
Twelve airports guessing,
Eleven bits of paper,
Ten e-solutions,
Nine bills of lading,
Eight agents boozing,
Seven shippers swimming,
Six cargo loaders,

FIVE MOULDY THINGS,

Four calling cards,
Three handlers,
Two GSAs
. . and a pathway to lunacy.

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